So I thought about my animation project and the kinda stuff I would like to do.
And I thought about "My 4 Worst Break Ups"
1. I.S. (Miss Misery or Everest)
Brendan: Hey there, pretty girlfriend!
I.S.: Hi.
Brendan:...
(pause)
Brendan: What's going o-
I.S.:I wanna break up.
(pause)
I.S.: I've never really liked relationships anyway.
Brendan: But, we've been dating for 7 months. Why didn't you tell me sooner?
I.S.: I dunno.
(Pause)
I.S. I'm leaving. Goodbye.
(pause)
Brendan: Bye.
Brendan's heart falls out onto the floor. Realizing that his heart is now out of his body he puts it back and and continue to look the same when she left.
2. D.E.D.
Brendan: So you wanted to talk to me?
DED: Yeah.
Brendan: What about?
DED: We've been fighting a lot.
Brendan: Yeah. That's kinda true.
DED: So I think we should see other people.
Brendan: Even though we've been fighting I did tell you that I love you.
(brief pause)
Brendan: And you said you loved me too.
DED: I did.
(brief pause)
DED: I don't want to see you again.
(shock)
DED: I'll talk to you if I have to, but I don't think we should see each other at all.
DED: Ever again.
(DED Leaves. There is a small pause and the heart falls slower than it did the last time. Brendan picks it up and his enthusiasm has dropped quite a bit since the last time.)
3. LN
Brendan comes out on stage to see LN with another man hugging and kissing. LN notices him and she stopps the boy and tells him to leave.
Brendan: What was that?
LN: You must've seen this coming.
Brendan: I didn't.
LN: Well, now is a good as time then to tell you...
Brendan: What?
LN: I honestly, just find you really disgusting.
(LN leaves. By now it is the hearts cue to come out of the body and it comes out slower than ever and Brendan doesn't pick it up right away. Instead the heart has to get up and with every squeaky step he walks over to Brendan and tug at his pant leg for him to notice. Brendan looks down, sees the heart and just kinda looks at it.)
4. E.M.
Brendan and EM are having a really good time. They are at a party and talking like they're getting alog really well.
Brendan: I have to go to my car.
EM: Oh, I'll come with.
EM and Brendan are now at his car. He kisses her on the cheek)
Brendan: Goodnight
EM: Wait.
Brendan: What?
EM: We aren't gonna see a lot of each other in this month.
Brendan: Yeah, cause you're going to Japan.
EM: And after that I'm going to Hawaii.
Brendan: What? You never told me that.
EM: So, this is the last night I will see you before we go to college.
Brendan: Really?
EM: Yeah.
Brendan: Why didn't you tell me? I could've made tonight special.
EM: I'm sorry.
(Pause)
EM: I'm gonna go. I'm sorry.
EM kinda scampers off like she's about to cry. Again, right on cue, Brendan's heart comes out just like it should, but this time when the heart falls to the floor so does Brendan. The heart gets up and speaks)
Heart: Come on. Let's keep going.
Brendan: I don't think I can
Title Page
Because the aurthor felt horrible for the character he decided to grant him one wish. Here's how that one wish was spent.
We now cut to Brendan in a giant robot suit towering over the city shooting missles and desytoring the city and laughing at all of the mayhem. Planet Terror is playing.
And that's it.
I think it's a solid plan.
Simon's Oscar Preview 2013: Best Picture
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1 comment:
Change some of the characters names to L.O. and the others V.E.
This way you get I.S. D.E.D. L.O. V.E.
You can even re-arrange them. I think this is gonna be cool.
Really sad. But cool.
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